Superhero Undies in the Toilet
Underpants in my toilet. "Why are there superhero underpants in the toilet?!! I actually said this aloud this afternoon. It's one of those things that surprises you when it exits your mouth because it's so crazy...who lives this way? We do. Millions of other parents do. We live with children. They are not orderly or quiet, and they do not have good manners. They have no sense of duty, nor responsibility. They are born this way. My three-year-old son is in the middle of the potty training marathon. When nature calls, he marches upstairs and removes his pants, then lowers his underoos and kicks a field goal with them before he plops himself on his little froggy potty. Those little underpants land in the darndest places. I've found them in the tub, the sink, and all over the bathroom - sometimes behind the toilet, and when he's especially lucky, in the toilet. Goal!! I had none of those mythical children who...